William Schwenck Gilbert ( )

The Bab Ballads. The Three Kings of Chickeraboo

There were three niggers of Chickeraboo
Pacifico, Bang-bang, Popchopwho
Exclaimed, one terribly sultry day,
Oh, lets be kings in a humble way.

The first was a highly-accomplished bones,
The next elicited banjo tones,
The third was a quiet, retiring chap,
Who danced an excellent break-down flap.

We niggers, said they, have formed a plan
By which, whenever we like, we can
Extemporise kingdoms near the beach,
And then well collar a kingdom each.

Three casks, from somebody elses stores,
Shall represent our island shores,
Their sides the ocean wide shall lave,
Their heads just topping the briny wave.

Great Britains navy scours the sea,
And everywhere her ships they be;
Shell recognise our rank, perhaps,
When she discovers were Royal Chaps.

If to her skirts you want to cling,
Its quite sufficient that youre a king;
She does not push inquiry far
To learn what sort of king you are.

A ship of several thousand tons,
And mounting seventy-something guns,
Ploughed, every year, the ocean blue,
Discovering kings and countries new.

The brave Rear-Admiral Bailey Pip,
Commanding that magnificent ship,
Perceived one day, his glasses through,
The kings that came from Chickeraboo.

Dear eyes! said Admiral Pip, I see
Three flourishing islands on our lee.
And, bless me! most remarkable thing!
On every island stands a king!

Come, lower the Admirals gig, he cried,
And over the dancing waves Ill glide;
That low obeisance I may do
To those three kings of Chickeraboo!

The Admiral pulled to the islands three;
The kings saluted him graciouslee.
The Admiral, pleased at his welcome warm,
Unrolled a printed Alliance form.

Your Majesty, sign me this, I pray
I come in a friendly kind of way
I come, if you please, with the best intents,
And Queen Victorias compliments.

The kings were pleased as they well could be;
The most retiring of the three,
In a cellar-flap to his joy gave vent
With a banjo-bones accompaniment.

The great Rear-Admiral Bailey Pip
Embarked on board his jolly big ship,
Blue Peter flew from his lofty fore,
And off he sailed to his native shore.

Admiral Pip directly went
To the Lord at the head of the Government,
Who made him, by a stroke of a quill,
Baron de Pippe, of Pippetonneville.

The College of Heralds permission yield
That he should quarter upon his shield
Three islands, vert, on a field of blue,
With the pregnant motto Chickeraboo.

Ambassadors, yes, and attachés, too,
Are going to sail for Chickeraboo.
And, see, on the good ships crowded deck,
A bishop, whos going out there on spec.

And let us all hope that blissful things
May come of alliance with darky kings,
And, may we never, whatever we do,
Declare a war with Chickeraboo!

William Schwenck Gilbert's other poems:
  1. The Bab Ballads. Joe Golightly; or, the First Lords Daughter
  2. The Bab Ballads. To Phoebe
  3. The Bab Ballads. Thomas Winterbottom Hance
  4. The Bab Ballads. Thomson Green and Harriet Hale
  5. The Bab Ballads. To the Terrestrial Globe

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